Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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