What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
that is very illegal...i love you.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
