i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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