Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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