his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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