I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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