I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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