then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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