called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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