Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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