Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
