I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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