This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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