I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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