Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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