oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
my poor anus
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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