i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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