I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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