I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
