I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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