I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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