No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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