yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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