p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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