I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You work out of a Hotel?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We don't watch enough power rangers
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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