his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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