I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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