My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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