Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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