Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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