We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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