There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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