sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize