Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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