dude i'm inner monologue high
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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