Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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