I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
what is it with giant penises always finding me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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