Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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