This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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