we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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