It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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