i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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