Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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