Your tits are I can't wait for
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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