Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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