There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
