I looked at my own cervix.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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