Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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