I don't think brook has ever known best
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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