the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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