the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So here I am, sexting at work.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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