Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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